Wednesday, October 6, 2010

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"Soumitra Chatterjee omon daaksaaite obhineta, oto shundor gola, All India Radio onar gola-r byabohar na korey Birendra Krishna Bhadra-r gola-ta bar bar byabohaar korey keno bolun toh?" Lalmohon babu-r eirokom bekhhyappa proshne-y Feluda-r chokh-er opor aadh inchi-r bhuNru-ta ekbaar uthey nemey gelo. Amar haat-e tokhon Lalmohon Babu-ri aana gorom hinge-r kochuri, thik mukh-e dhokate jabo, tar agey hotat aie proshno.
 Radio-te Mahisahsur Mardini sesh hoyeche ghonta khaanek holo. Feluda protyekbari, niyom korey Mahalaya-r din-e or Emerson-er radio set-tai thik bhor chaarte-r shomoi chaaliye dei. Ebaro tai hoyeche. Tar por ek ghonta jog byam aar tar porey bibhinno khabor-er kagoz-e chokh bolano.
Ghori dhorey thik shaare saat-tai Lalmohon Babu-r bell baajlo. Pujo-r uponnyash joma kore diyechen prokashok-er kachey, boi berubey ponchomi-r din-e.  Sheite shokkalbela prakashok-er kache jante perei, chutte chole eshechen amader janate, haat-e gorom kochuri aar jilipi niye. Eshei janalen, apatoto tar jhaara haat paa, onaar gari-ta amra byabohar korte pari pujo-r shomoi-eo. Aar tar porei ei proshno.
Feluda bollo "jaanen toh Uttam Kumar-ke diyeo ekbaar chestha korano hoyechilo. Public sheta khai ni. Naturally, Akaashvani-o tar por aar sahosh korey Birendra Krishna Bhadra-r baire kauke bhabe ni." Lalmohon Babu, chaaar bar patro non, "Uttam Kumar-ke bangali khai ni ???  dhuuuuuur moshai, apni ki roshikota korchen naki amar sathe?"
"Two-two-four-eight-five-three-three-six, Topshe line-ta dhore de. Ring holei amake bolbi"-Feluda- je bepar-ta roshikota hishebe nei ni, shetar or konthwoshor shunei bojha gelo. Jani aie shomoi-e okey proshno korar maane hoi na, kar nombor, kisher nombor. Lalmohon Babu-i bollen "Nombor-ta aamar chena-chena thekche, kothau dekhechi khub recently.  Aribbbassssss, eta toh Kolkata All India Radio-r nombor. Apni ki okhane phone-y kotha bolben naki ?" Ami isharai Lalmohon Babu-ke chup korey jetey bollam.
Charminar-er dhoNa dhoNa chaarte chaarte Feluda bollo " Uttam Kumar toh morey bhuut hoye giyeche.  Jara achey taader moddhye Soumitra Babu thekey shuru korey haal-er Parambrata Chattopadhya-er gola-ke byabohaar korar kotha keno All India Radio-r  ekbaro money holo na  sheite janbar amaro ekta adbhut koutuhol hochche. Aaashi bochor dhorey cholche shei ek konthoswor, shei ek mannerism. Aaar public-o hoyeche temni. Ahaaaaahahaa Birendra Krishna Bhodro !!  ki udatto kontho !!! Arey aajker din-ey oti natokiyota chole na. Bepar-ta shekeley.  Bangali-r Chandipaath-tao  Vishwa-Bharati-r copyright-er moton aatke giyeche. Amra bhabi sudhu Rabindranath-kei aatke dewa hoyeche copy-right-e. Bangali-r notunottyo-ke bojhbar khomotau nei, ichchau nei. Na oder saathe ekta appointment thik kore ni. Dekhi oder ki motamot aie puro bishoi-tai, koutohol-ta besh tibryo hochche bhetorey bhetorey. Lalmohon Babu apnake osesh dhonnyobaad, apni ojante amar mon-er ekta janla khule dilen aaajker din-e."............

2 comments:

susmita said...

durdanto ei adda ta ... tobe mone hoy birubabu ekta mythic jaigay chole gechhen .. ota bodlale pore golpo tar charm ta bodhoy ektukhani kome jabe ... eta nitantoi byektigoto abhimot ..

habib said...

Hi,
Nice writing on Bengali Students Society of Minnesota.
Thanks