Wednesday, October 6, 2010

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"Soumitra Chatterjee omon daaksaaite obhineta, oto shundor gola, All India Radio onar gola-r byabohar na korey Birendra Krishna Bhadra-r gola-ta bar bar byabohaar korey keno bolun toh?" Lalmohon babu-r eirokom bekhhyappa proshne-y Feluda-r chokh-er opor aadh inchi-r bhuNru-ta ekbaar uthey nemey gelo. Amar haat-e tokhon Lalmohon Babu-ri aana gorom hinge-r kochuri, thik mukh-e dhokate jabo, tar agey hotat aie proshno.
 Radio-te Mahisahsur Mardini sesh hoyeche ghonta khaanek holo. Feluda protyekbari, niyom korey Mahalaya-r din-e or Emerson-er radio set-tai thik bhor chaarte-r shomoi chaaliye dei. Ebaro tai hoyeche. Tar por ek ghonta jog byam aar tar porey bibhinno khabor-er kagoz-e chokh bolano.
Ghori dhorey thik shaare saat-tai Lalmohon Babu-r bell baajlo. Pujo-r uponnyash joma kore diyechen prokashok-er kachey, boi berubey ponchomi-r din-e.  Sheite shokkalbela prakashok-er kache jante perei, chutte chole eshechen amader janate, haat-e gorom kochuri aar jilipi niye. Eshei janalen, apatoto tar jhaara haat paa, onaar gari-ta amra byabohar korte pari pujo-r shomoi-eo. Aar tar porei ei proshno.
Feluda bollo "jaanen toh Uttam Kumar-ke diyeo ekbaar chestha korano hoyechilo. Public sheta khai ni. Naturally, Akaashvani-o tar por aar sahosh korey Birendra Krishna Bhadra-r baire kauke bhabe ni." Lalmohon Babu, chaaar bar patro non, "Uttam Kumar-ke bangali khai ni ???  dhuuuuuur moshai, apni ki roshikota korchen naki amar sathe?"
"Two-two-four-eight-five-three-three-six, Topshe line-ta dhore de. Ring holei amake bolbi"-Feluda- je bepar-ta roshikota hishebe nei ni, shetar or konthwoshor shunei bojha gelo. Jani aie shomoi-e okey proshno korar maane hoi na, kar nombor, kisher nombor. Lalmohon Babu-i bollen "Nombor-ta aamar chena-chena thekche, kothau dekhechi khub recently.  Aribbbassssss, eta toh Kolkata All India Radio-r nombor. Apni ki okhane phone-y kotha bolben naki ?" Ami isharai Lalmohon Babu-ke chup korey jetey bollam.
Charminar-er dhoNa dhoNa chaarte chaarte Feluda bollo " Uttam Kumar toh morey bhuut hoye giyeche.  Jara achey taader moddhye Soumitra Babu thekey shuru korey haal-er Parambrata Chattopadhya-er gola-ke byabohaar korar kotha keno All India Radio-r  ekbaro money holo na  sheite janbar amaro ekta adbhut koutuhol hochche. Aaashi bochor dhorey cholche shei ek konthoswor, shei ek mannerism. Aaar public-o hoyeche temni. Ahaaaaahahaa Birendra Krishna Bhodro !!  ki udatto kontho !!! Arey aajker din-ey oti natokiyota chole na. Bepar-ta shekeley.  Bangali-r Chandipaath-tao  Vishwa-Bharati-r copyright-er moton aatke giyeche. Amra bhabi sudhu Rabindranath-kei aatke dewa hoyeche copy-right-e. Bangali-r notunottyo-ke bojhbar khomotau nei, ichchau nei. Na oder saathe ekta appointment thik kore ni. Dekhi oder ki motamot aie puro bishoi-tai, koutohol-ta besh tibryo hochche bhetorey bhetorey. Lalmohon Babu apnake osesh dhonnyobaad, apni ojante amar mon-er ekta janla khule dilen aaajker din-e."............